Infamous Alcove Quotes 2000
For those of you who do not know, the alcove is term referring to a little corner of St. Ursula where we (the names mentioned below) eat lunch and it also refers to the group of people who are filthy enough to eat there. The following is a record from the beginning of this year of the humorous or just plain stupid things we say on a regular basis, proving that intelligent people are crazier then the rest of the world.
Quick 'n' Easy Index:SEX, SEX, and more SEX: The alcove on the dirty deed, strange sexual behavior, and dating in the ’00s! (Not that it is a regular topic of discussion or anything.)
Peggy: You have to admit you have problems if you’ll fuck anything that moves.Food for Thought: Life’s a picnic at the alcove
It Came From the Alcove: It’s a nice place to live, but I wouldn’t want to visit.
The Multitalented Critter: Perfection in parking and vending machines
Peggy (on Critter’s driving abilities): Courtney decides to share a parking space with Carolyn, instead of taking one of the fifteen empty spaces next to her car.Theories on life: Maxims and malapropisms
Courtney: It’s a travesty!An Intelligent View on Biology from Scientific Geniuses
Carolyn (After spending 15 minutes on an extremely complex problem to get the number three): I do not know what to do with this new information.Poetic Justice: Eloquence at its best
I ain’t got no number,Chelsea’s Vending Machine Haikus (we take crappy food seriously)
Natural flavor popcorn
A curse upon the cove
The gods are angry.
Brown sugar pop tart
When not in the machine
I must weep for it
That stupid freshman
Just bought the last pop tart
Which I yearned to eat
Now that you have read this, aren’t you thanking God for your sanity?
If not, you should be…